Website
What a visitor gets, cached pages included
Operational98.82% 90 days
90 days agoToday
Response624 ms now · avg 280
OperationalChecked 49s ago
All systems operational.
Every check passed. This page runs outside our own servers, so it keeps reporting when they cannot.
- Uptime, 90 days
- 99.01%
- Checked
- Every 2 min
- Watched from
- Outside our servers
Services
Shop server
The same page straight from the server, never from a cache
Operational100.00% 90 days
90 days agoToday
Response716 ms now · avg 539
Checkout
The backend behind carts, checkout and payments
Operational100.00% 90 days
90 days agoToday
Response262 ms now · avg 342
Payments
Bitcoin and Litecoin payments, watched as they arrive
Operational100.00% 90 days
90 days agoToday
Response639 ms now · avg 351
Incident log
Website14 Oct 06:06 AEST2 min
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Retired services3
Chat AppRetired 1 Sep 2026 · no longer monitored
Matrix APIRetired 5 Oct 2026 · no longer monitored
TelemetryRetired 5 Oct 2026 · no longer monitored